I Like Your Flaws
laya:
The burns, the scars, the black and blues on your face body heart, I want to know their stories. I want to know what hurt you, who hurt you, how bad the damage is. I like your hard, ugly toenails and the layer of fat that lines your belly, the soft parts you try to hide. It’s okay to be soft, sometimes.
I appreciate your ability to get inappropriately angry as much as I appreciate your willingness to apologize afterward. I like how your passion manifests unpredictably and uncontrollably, how your feelings cannot be caged or concealed, how you’re incapable of apathy.
I like how you can’t dance, how you have pedestrian taste in music, how the worst song on every album is your favorite. I like how enthusiastic you are when you hear it, it’s like you don’t know how terrible it is, it’s like maybe how you’re able to love someone like me. Perhaps that’s your biggest flaw, perhaps that’s the one I love most.
laya:
10 Things You Don’t Know About Women
1. We pee sitting down. Enough with the sprinkling on the toilet seat already. Do you know how hard it is to hover in a squat, with your skirt hiked up, holding a purse, and wearing high heels? And that gets about 12 times more challenging when we’ve been drinking.
2. Boyfriends and husbands , the reason we take the greater part of an hour doing our make up in such a fashion that we look like we’re NOT wearing make up, is because we know your friends imagine waking up next to us in the morning. So really, we’re doing you a favor.
3. We want you to buy us jewelry, but are petrified you’re going to choose something your mother would wear.
4. We expect you to be empathetic, if not sympathetic. Actually, we’d like very much for you to be anything other than just pathetic.
5. No, tampons don’t feel like anything.
6. Girls go to the bathroom in groups because they don’t trust each other, or you. Real women will go only when they need to.
7. False eyelashes makes us feel better about ourselves because they draw attention to our eyes, and away from everything else you’re staring at.
8. Saying something like “you’re hot” is infinitely more likely to get you a smile than just staring.
9. Bikini waxes hurt more than you think…
10. …but we know they make you happy. Making you happy is actually why we do about 80% of the things we do. Don’t forget to say thank you.
- Sarah Meier, Esquire Magazine
(via The Stark-White Townhouse by Elding Oscarson | Yatzer™)
SERIOUSLY the perfect home. Click through to see the actual house.
It’s so ultra minimalist I love it!
Absolutely gorgeous. <3
Eventually the fast text message responses will become slow. The long conversation will cut short. The attention they give you will become neglected. The comfort they give you will become something awkward. The time they have for you will become non existent. The feeling of being close to them will become distant.
ULTIMATE TEEN MOVIE MASTER LIST
1950s - 1970s
Rebel Without a Cause (1955)
Grease (1978)1980s
Grease 2 (1982)
The Outsiders (1983)
Sixteen Candles (1984)
Footloose (1984)
Revenge of the Nerds (1984); Nerds in Paradise (1987)
The Breakfast Club (1985)
Teen Wolf (1985)
Weird Science (1985)
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)
Pretty in Pink (1986)
Some Kind of Wonderful (1987)
Can’t Buy Me Love (1987)
Dirty Dancing (1987)
Heathers (1988)
Say Anything (1989)
Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure (1989)1990s
Dazed and Confused (1993)
Reality Bites (1994)
Empire Records (1995)
Clueless (1995)
Romy and Michelle’s High School Reunion (1997)
Can’t Hardly Wait (1998)
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
She’s All That (1999)
Jawbreaker (1999)
American Pie (1999)
Cruel Intentions (1999)
Never Been Kissed (1999)2000s - 2010s
Whatever It Takes (2000)
Bring It On (2000)
American Pie 2 (2001)
Mean Girls (2004)
John Tucker Must Die (2006)
She’s The Man (2006)
Superbad (2007)
Easy A (2010)and, no teen movie list would be complete without:
NOT ANOTHER TEEN MOVIE (2001)OH MY FUCKING GOD DIRTY DANCING IS HERE!!!! AND JOHN TUCKER MUST DIE! OHHHHHHH
For future reference.
They made a Grease 2. What do you know.
